Scandal strikes grips quiet Washington, D.C. town

bloggy woggy doodle all day, and wasn't today a doozy. did any of you catch the herald tribune today? Of course the big news of the day is that Michael Jordan (no not that MJ) is deeply embroiled in another scandal, my favorite type, a political scandal. Rep. Michael Jordan (I-AL) has been up to old tricks. As always, the ins and out of the situation are quite hard to follow, but to serve as a quick catch up, Rep. Jordan was caught stuffing cashiers checks amounting to over 25USD down the swim trunks of a young transgendered pool cleaner working the olympic sized pool in the basement of Capital Hill.

Brendan Rancier, the 15 year old pool boy, has been remanded into protective custody, and has of yet been unavailable for comment. A supervisor, Austin Murphy of D.C. Pools said that usually Rancier worked on the large crew of mostly younger workers who clean the Reflecting Pool at the National Mall. "I danno know what the f*ggo Ranceeeer wurs doin over ons Cappy Hill. he supposa be over atta reflecin pawl. jeez dunnit i cheesed 'im yesserday if i sed it once i said it agin," Murphy, of Alexandria, V.A. said in a press conference held earlier today.

It is unclear what consequence this series of events will hold for Rep. Jordan. As of this afternoon, he has stood by his original position that he will not step down from his position despite repeated pleading from the Independent Party Whip, Rep. Jim Libsnaire (I-CA).

Jordan has already weathered implication in two complicated scams involving high level financial cons, as well as a conviction for evidence planting in a pending trial involving the murder suicide of his wife Marthat Jordan (for more information on that trial visit www.marthatjordankilledherkidsthenkilledherself.com) and two children.

That adding to the fact that Jordan was able to miss all Congressional Proceedings during his almost 20 year long NBA career without any political backlash has lead most political analysts to believe that this scandal will just blend in with what is already being called a long, colorful, violent, unabashed, dynastic, funky, immoral, underwater career.