Monday, February 4, 2008

PS

No new news on the broken blogger links. They still don't work and i'm not going to be able to fix them, ever.

EB

Holy Heck

I could go on all night telling you what the impact of the super bowl win will be on the international stocks, but Holy Heck, what am I forgetting? Oh, you know it, tomorrow is Super Tuesday, which is essentialy just the Superbowl of Politics just on Steroids. What I mean to say is that its huge, its basically the biggest day in Politics of the year.

Believe or not, this year the candidates are really heating up and you won't believe what they're saying about each other.

-Hillary Clinton "I've had enough of Obama!"

-Obama "Did you ever notice that Hillary Clinton is Ugly?"

-Cheney "Will you candidates just give it a rest already?"

-Moorman "No"

-Cheney "How's that?"

-Moorman "Why would I do what you say. Pretty soon you won't even be VEEP anymore, and I might be President."

-Cheney "You're RIGHT!"

So you already see how this might effect the stock market, right? lan Greenspan is certainly talking about it, that's for sure, just look at the Super Bowl last night, all the ads you love so much? Prime example of consumer confidence in the elections. If the consumers are confident that they will buy more stuff, they will make more ads, and all the President candidates will try harder to win. Do you know ANYTHING about politics? I hope not, cause we don't have time for that, THE ELECTION IS TOMORROW!

My advice is just suck a big dong and then just vote for Moorman, loser.

EB forever

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Broken Links

Also, please bear with me while none of my links to other blogs work. I will probably never get them to work.

If you need to find the blogs that I was trying to link to, you can probably just google the name of them and then click on what comes up.

Guess What

I Just Woke Up!

Friday, February 1, 2008

My trip to Sundance Festival

On the plane on the way back from Sundance maybe a week ago, the one going from Houston to Newark, I was sitting next to a strange foriegn couple. I had somewhat high hopes for them for some reason, but for lunch we were served a pizza bagel, ranch dressing, soggy carrots and a kit kat bar.

At this point I was thinking that the couple was Polish, and they both ate the ranch dressing, which was a huge dissapointment.
That's America's great shame, ranch dressing is. I fell into a funk. But then the guy saved it by ordering two cans of Mott's tomato juice and drinking them in sucession before holding his wife's creepy hand for the rest of the flight (two or more hours!). "The Jane Austen Book Club" was the in flight movie fyi tmi google.

And oh boy, I got the feeling that they noticed me watching them and thought I was the strange one. The shoe's really on the other foot now, huh? Whatever, I'm a big shot who went to Sundance Film Festival and they're just a bunch of foriengers who maybe went to or through Houston (International?) Airport. I really should track them down and see if they want to share my Picassa photo album from the flight though. I at least owe them that much.

Cheerio Matiees, down let the beestards bf your a's 2 hard this time around,
EB

Thursday, January 31, 2008

hillary (hillary clinton) is gay

not to overstate things, but p.s. Hillary is gay (hillary clinton)

the yellow and black and green canary



i had an idea for a super hero called the yellow and black and green canary.

it wasn't so much an idea as i mistaked two existing heroes that are holed up in my bathroom inside a comic book for one super hero with a lot of names.

here's what he or she would look like.

thanks to the program tux paint.